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Jan. 22nd, 2017


Not So Smart Phone

People are always surprised for some reason when they discover I don't own a "smart phone". I didn't even get a mobile phone until about a year ago. Figured it would be nice to have one for when I leave the house, in case an "emergency" should crop up, since pay phones are few and far between nowadays. No more than I use a phone in general (rarely even use the VOIP phone at home), I just don't need anything "fancy". This cheap Tracfone does everything I need a phone to do...


Jan. 21st, 2017


Age Creeping Up

Well, THAT was awkward. I went out to take the clothes out of the dryer, then remembered I had ALREADY did that about three hours ago!


Jan. 19th, 2017


2017 Starting On A Bad Foot... R.I.P. :-(


Miguel Ferrer


1955 - 2016

Jan. 17th, 2017



The most "exciting" part of my day is now over. Just finished two loads of laundry.

Jan. 15th, 2017

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Had time this morning to give my hair a bit of a trim. Was overdue, it was gettin' kinda shaggy.

Yes... I cut my own hair.
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Jan. 14th, 2017

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RIP Robin Hood...


Dick Gautier


1931 - 2016

Jan. 13th, 2017

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Have you ever noticed that you never seem to get "lucky" on Friday the 13th?

Jan. 9th, 2017

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Some Of My Favorite Things

When it comes to "space movies", this has always been one of my favorites!


Jan. 7th, 2017

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Cold Spell

When I made a glass of instant tea just now, water coming from the tap was already cold enough, I didn't have to add ice.

Jan. 3rd, 2017

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Fark Off??

Don't you hate when a website you've visited daily for over a decade and a half might possibly fade away?


Jan. 2nd, 2017


May Have Bad Mouthed It Too Quickly

I think the issue with "Skype" freezing on launch numerous times was the fault of the old, now dead PC. It launches fine on the new PC.
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Random Observations

Remember,if she hadn't given that BJ to that record company executive back in the late 80's,no one would have ever HEARD of Mariah Carey!

Dec. 31st, 2016


2016 Strikes Yet AGAIN


William Christopher


1932 - 2016
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I'm already hearing explosions in the neighborhood, and it's only 6:10pm.

Dec. 29th, 2016


Random Throwback Thursday


"I has a bucket!!"

Dec. 28th, 2016

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Worst Year EVER... :-(


Debbie Reynolds


1932 - 2016
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Postal Strangeness

Methinks something fishy goin' on at the West Monroe Post Office. Nearly the end of month and STILL no water bill, electric bill, and no Comcast internet bill. Also, even though we live right next door to each other, neighbor got his weekly salespaper bundle yesterday. We got ours TODAY.

All this on top of the mail arriving EXTREMELY early the last couple of days. Normally, after a holiday off, the mail is at least three hours LATER in arriving!

Dec. 27th, 2016

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2016 Noooooooooooo! :-(


Carrie Fisher


1956 - 2016
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Cash Back

As I posted earlier, I had to buy a new PC Thursday. Well, Sunday, in the Best Buy circular, the SAME PC I bought was advertised $150 cheaper than I paid for it. So, this morning, since they have a policy of refunding the difference if a product is sold cheaper within the return/exchange period, I went back over to Best Buy with my receipt. They gave me no problem. Promptly refunded the $166.49 difference (which included the sales tax difference also).

The refund mostly covered the price of the new monitor I had to buy that day also.

Dec. 26th, 2016


This Is Winter???


Dec. 24th, 2016

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Got Dem Ol' "Bah Humbugs"

Have you ever noticed that you just NEVER seem to get laid?
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Dec. 23rd, 2016


Elaine?? REALLY??

Who the fark does CBS have running their "fan pages" on Facebook??


Dec. 22nd, 2016



Ugh, what a day! Earlier, I was sitting at my desktop, and suddenly the tower made a loud "pop", then stopped working. Wouldn't power on. Deader than a doornail. Did some online research using the old laptop, determined the power supply was a goner.

As old as the desktop was (around 7 years old), I figured it would be better to just splurge on a new one, rather than try to replace the power supply. So, I go to Best Buy, find one with decent specs, and bring it home.

I start setting it up, then suddenly realize I can't hook my current monitor to the thing! The new tower ONLY has "HDMI Out". No "HDMI In" on that monitor.

Soooo, I hop back in the truck. Decided I wasn't going to drive all the way BACK over to Best Buy to look for a new monitor. I go to the nearest Office Depot instead. Luckily, they had a nice 27" monitor on sale for just $149. I buy that one and bring it home.

I have spent most of the day installing updates, re-installing the programs I use the most, and transferring files to the new PC. Just finished about half an hour ago.

Dec. 21st, 2016


Genies Age Slower Than Mortals

The "Beaver" looks like "Jeannie's" grandfather in this picture...


Dec. 18th, 2016

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Don't plug electric heaters into a power strip/surge protector. I was sitting here at the desktop, and suddenly everything went dark! Breaker switch on power strip flipped off.

Bad thing, only place available to plug the heater DIRECTLY into an outlet is on the other side of the room. :-(
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It was 80ºF yesterday. When I woke up this morning, it was 31ºF. Had to turn the heat on. Parts of my anatomy had went into "retreat".

Dec. 17th, 2016

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Pop Pop Pop

Judging from all the popping outside, I'm guessing "firework season" has started again.

Dec. 16th, 2016

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Washing Accomplished

Think I waited too long between washings. Had three loads of laundry this mornin'.

Dec. 14th, 2016



Random Observation: When I went to the bathroom just now, heard "Why is there a pharmaceutical symbol on the back?!?" from son's room.

My guess, he's online gaming, got his headset on, has no idea how LOUD he is!

Dec. 13th, 2016

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Another "Second Time" Purchase


Picked up the complete series of one of my favorite shows today, since it was on sale. This makes the second time I've bought seasons one and half of season two. Bought the DVDs years ago when they were first released. I, along with a lot of people who posted online about the DVDs, were not happy with the quality. Turns out, in the original DVD release, Fox used the "transferred to tape" broadcast masters. Most episodes in the season one set had a faint "herringbone" thing going on. Season two, the first color season, just looked "washed out".

This Blu-ray set, however, has been getting great reviews in the picture quality department. This time, Fox went back to the original 35mm prints, scanned in HD, and cleaned up frame by frame... something they should have done in the FIRST place.

Funny thing (or tragic, depends on how one looks at it) is that I paid $30 less for the entire Blu-ray series than the original FIRST SEASON DVD set cost me back when I purchased it!

Dec. 12th, 2016


Dreams and Things

Had another of those "interesting" dreams last night involving a former girlfriend. It's like my subconscious is torturing me for not making the "move" when we were dating. :-/

Dec. 9th, 2016


Surprised Much??

I'm not trying to be "mean" or anything... but what the heck is up with this gal's eyebrows???


Dec. 7th, 2016


Fake News??

Umm...isn't "Gizmodo" supposed to be a "tech" site? AT&T isn't trying to buy the CABLE company! Geesh!

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Strange Dream and Interpretation

Had the weirdest dream last night. Don't remember some of it, but I was in a tall building in a room with a female online acquaintance from Britain who was a Livejournal/Facebook friend for some time (who seems to have vanished off the face of the earth about a year ago, even though her accounts are still there, just not updated). I was "snuggling" with her on a sofa. The radio was on. Suddenly an announcement came on which stated that the building we were in had been invaded by "nanoworms", who would eat through ANYTHING in their path, including the building AND the people in it.

We were instructed to run for the "safe room" in the basement, which was apparently built with a material the nanoworms couldn't get through. So, we go there, with about twenty other people. Once there, the girl and I go into a secluded corner, sit on the floor, and continue snuggling. I get carried away, and put my hand on her "nether region". She backs away slightly.

Then, because I woke up having to go to the bathroom, the dream ends.

I've been thinking the dream over, and IF dreams do have "meanings", my interpretation comes to these guesses...

1. Grabbing a girl's nether region = President Assclown-elect is known for that
2. Because of number 1, Tall building = Possibly a "Trump Tower"
3. Nanoworms eating building = President Assclown destroying country.
4. British online acquaintance = Maybe I should move there to be safe.

Only bad thing, I can't afford to move one house over, nonetheless to another COUNTRY!

Dec. 5th, 2016


Random Music Reminders

I glanced at the clock. It read 1:01pm. Suddenly, for some reason, Hall and Oates "One on One" popped into my head.

Dec. 4th, 2016

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Not Very "Centered"

Kinda cool here in the back part of the house. Can't turn the heat up though, because then mom would get too hot in the front part of the house. "Central" air unit wasn't installed near the "center" of the house. :-/

Dec. 3rd, 2016

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I HATE cold, dreary, rainy days!
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Dec. 2nd, 2016

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Early Voting Part Deux

Just returned from early voting for the Senator run-off and a couple of parish tax thingys. They are still handing out stickers...


Dec. 1st, 2016


2016 Just Won't STOP :-(


Andrew Sachs


1930 - 2016

Nov. 27th, 2016


Worlds Collide

As a "Monty Python" and "Fawlty Towers" fan...


Machu Picchu??

Leo Laporte said during a break on his radio show he was going next year to see the ancient ruins at Machu Picchu.

If I want to see "ancient ruins", all I have to do is look in a mirror!

Nov. 25th, 2016


Dammit 2016! :-(


Florence Henderson


1934 - 2016

Nov. 21st, 2016

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Holiday Update

It'll just be mom and I around the house this week. Andrew left early this morning, heading down to South Louisiana to spend the week with the ex-wife.

Hopefully I'll have no major internet issues while he's gone, since he's got all the account info and passwords.

Nov. 14th, 2016

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Cheap Camera = Average Moon

If I learned ONE thing about the "Supermoon", it was that I REALLY need a better camera...


Nov. 12th, 2016



99.6F fever. KNEW I woke up this morning feeling "craptastic". :-(

Nov. 9th, 2016

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The United States is FUCKED.

Nov. 5th, 2016

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Fall Back Reminder

For those who this applies to, a reminder...


Already set my clocks back, because I'm kinda forgetful!

Oct. 25th, 2016

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Early Voting

Line was EXTREMELY long, but mission accomplished!


The ONLY part of the ballot I left blank was U.S. Representative. Wasn't really a choice in that category to choose from.

Oct. 24th, 2016


TotalFark Random Questions

The question "Who was President the last time you either had a date or got laid?" was posted on TotalFark Discussion.

Kinda sad when my answer is "Bill Clinton".

Oct. 20th, 2016


Already Got One

Just stopped at a nearby convenience store to pick up a few MegaMillion lottery tickets for tomorrow nights drawing. Cute Indian lady cashier said "Have a good one!" as I was leaving. I almost replied, "I've already got a good one, but never get a chance to use it!", but stopped myself, because I wasn't sure exactly how she might take it.

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